Well first off, I'm not is_numeric... but if we can get past that then lets move on.
So you dont want numbers like 411, 765 etc... I just want to get an idea of what you mean by a "joke" number?
So here's a few thoughts for your head:
- Is 911/999/112 etc... a joke number (emergency numbers)?
- What about premium numbers and network related numbers? (e.g. I'm with the Meteor network in Ireland and my customer care number is 1905)
- What is a joke number (please be specific), hard to test for a pattern without knowing the pattern.

May I suggest applying a pattern check that will test the length of the number and the preceding digits (area codes). That should work nicely. :-)